Q: So who is this Uncle Spreadsheet guy anyway?
A: I'm just an average Joe who happens to have SUPER AWESOME EXCEL SKILLZ!
Q: You're pretty experienced with Excel then?
A: Let's just say that we've been around the block a few times, together since the mid-90s
Q: Why do you talk about Excel like it's a person?
A: I don't understand the question
Q: Can you teach me some of your skills?
A: Follow me on twitter, where I dish out some helpful tidbits frequently (and you spelled it wrong, it's skillz with a Z)
Q: I don't really understand Excel
A: That's not a question
Q: Where did you find those funky images on your home page?
A: I made those, man...just now. Awesome, I know
Q: Where did you get that silly name?
A: Given to me by my nephew, since it's what I do for a living (we can't all make airplanes or be firemen)
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Uncle Spreadsheet: Making the world a better place, one spreadsheet at a time.